NYSC

What to do with my NYSC uniform now..

October 17, 2014 J. 0 Comments

Now that i am officially unemployed, i've made a list of possible options of what to do with my NYSC khaki jacket, bottoms, shirt, cap and jungle boots.

1. Invite a few friends and family and have a bonfire!! 

2. Wait for Guy Fawkes Night - 5th of November (which coincidentally is the anniversary of the start of my NYSC) - and burn it. 

3. Give it to goodwill (and hope they don't throw it back in my face).

4. Keep it in a storage box in the attic or basement and proudly show it to my kids someday. 

5. Cut it into rags.. And make a collage. 

6. Have a solo bonfire session while listening to Ellie Goulding's "Burn".

7. Put it through a shredder. 

8. Put it in a bucket full of concentrated hydrochloric acid.

9. Burn it!

10. Burn it!!!!!!


... And there you have it :)

It's finally over!
- J. 

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