All that I am..
I still play video games and I’m a sucker for cartoons. I spin my pasta, support Arsenal and call myself J. Hartley. I love my jeans and prefer my Jordan’s to stilettos. I appreciate thoughtful gestures and despise profligate surprises. I eat tuwo with a fork. I love my independence and wont judge you for who you are. I am attracted to fire but my element is water. I have a split personality and can kick your butt in GT3. I LOVE a good laugh!! I am almost always never patient and make a formidable enemy. I love ABBA and listen to Eminem & P!nk first thing in the morning. I don’t trust anything on 4 legs least of all 2. I am continuously fascinated by human nature yet nothing fazes me. I think tigers are cute, snakes defenseless and geckos lethal!! My favorite season is autumn and I LOVE thunder-storms! I’m an artist but my brushwork sucks. I want to see the world but will never leave my home. I think on a totally metaphysical level (!). I climb trees and hate heights. In my lifetime, I’m going to be a surgeon, astronaut, designer and author, you wait and see. I wear braces, read comics of all sorts and watch anime! I’M A DORK!! I cry reading Danielle Steel and had nightmares from ‘Haunted mansion’ (yes, the one with Eddie Murphy). I do not think that clowns are funny. Far from it! I SNAZZY DANCE when I’m excited and flunk physics! I think I have fangs and would love for you to be my test subject. I AM GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD... right after I learn to interpret ancient hieroglyphics. I think Jeffery Archer is THE story-teller and that there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow... the leprechauns told me! I love the guys from my “debut” album but know we are never gonna be. I’m HELP-lessly romantic not HOPE-lessly so. I play hardball in tennis because in my mind’s eye, the ball is Dorm Mpther’s head. Kyo Sohma & Uchiha Sasuke are definite hotties and freshly mown lawns smell really good. I hate the sound of bells (blame high school) and can sleep for 48hrs straight. I can survive on noodles for 3-5years, practice chemistry in my sleep and write for hours. I love Haribo and have a crack-addicted insect on my wall named Joey (missing Ada right now). I’m quite temperamental (who isn’t yea?) And love learning new stuff. Studies have shown that at the rate I’m going, my brain will blow up by the time I’m 38... Just like a balloon does when it’s had too much air blown in. I find haven in libraries [I did mention that I was a dork], arcades and my bed! And take solace from Haagen Daaz. How the hell can you not know who the HOKAGE is? I give my friends ridiculous nicknames which they cant help but love after-all.. I have a deep sense of duty and principle that is beyond the norm. Mother says that will bring about my down-fall someday.. I hope not. I'm like a mama-hen when it comes to those I love. Yes! I will pluck your eyes out of their sockets.
Basically, I know I’m pretty messed up but who isn’t? My life is a contradiction in itself. Why can’t you understand that all that I am is all that I can be? BEING ME IS ALREADY A 24-HOUR JOB! Trying to turn me into YOUR idea of perfect is nothing short of slavery. I am what I am... Tiny ears and all, I love that I am ME!
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