Attention span of a ..
First and foremost, you have to understand that I tried. Just wanted to put it out there. But whenever I pick up my lecture note, something happens.. coupled with my short attention span, well that's just a deadly mix.Anyway, I had the wakiest conversation with Mama.
Mama (Die-hard Arsenal fan):
"So, Tsoho (her younger brother) sent me a message yesterday that went: The best place to hide something from an Arsenal fan is to put it in a trophy".
Me:
"Hmmm.."
Mama:
".. and then he sent another now wanting to know why I didn't call to congratulate him on Man U's victory. Can you imagine him?"
Maybe it was the delivery or the fact that I was just tired but I laughed long and hard after that.
And speaking of short attention spans.. *sigh*
How does that go anyway? There's the short term memory of a gold fish, then short attention span of a *what?* Me, probably.
I think I've got Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, ADHD, without the hyperactivity.. That should explain it. Lets see.. Symptoms.
- Be easily distracted, miss details, forget things, and frequently switch from one activity to another (CHECK!)
- Have difficulty maintaining focus on one task (CHECK!)
- Become bored with a task after only a few minutes, unless doing something enjoyable (CHECK!)
Okay, keep in mind that the list above is from Wikipedia. So its authenticity is in question. Yes. Okay. Bye!
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